Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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