Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
We have started to decorate penises.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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