New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
