I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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