Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
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