That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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