never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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