Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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