dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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