Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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