Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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