i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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