That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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