I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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