if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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