He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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