I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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