Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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