I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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