I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
