And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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