Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
And then my night got REAL pukey
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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