Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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