How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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