i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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