i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Randomize