But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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