How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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