What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Too much gin, very little bucket
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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