I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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