hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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