i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
