i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Terrible idea I love it
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Randomize
