i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
