You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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