What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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