sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I have demons in me.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
and you fell through a lawn chair
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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