Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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