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(516): View more from New York

you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.

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(703): View more from Virginia

Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.

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(408): View more from California

Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?

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(415): View more from California

Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.

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(518): View more from New York

Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school

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(252): View more from North Carolina

He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house

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(705): View more from Ontario

I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole

(705): View more from Ontario

Put me down for a bogey

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