I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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