i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Randomize
