First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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