shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
sex on a bike is impossible
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