so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
