but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
I love you.
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