I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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