didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
