I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
How naked do you want me to be?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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