she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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