I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
That reminds me...we need to get swords
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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