Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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