I don't remember. Are we still dating?
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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