Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I'm too high and old for this...
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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