i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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