Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
how does that bad decision feel?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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