fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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