Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
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